Who Invited THIS Guy?!

For some reason, people like to torture people. That's why over two hundred assholes have died while pledging to their favorite fraternity or sorority! Let's dig deeper into the hands-down best part of the college experience: getting fucking hazed by forty frat guys while you drink way too much grain alcohol and carry a large, shit-covered rock through a forest.

In this episode, the guys rate their cults to determine who wins the Olympics, then spend some time discussing several other heavy hitting cults that have stolen our hearts (and lives) throughout the years. 

In this episode, the guys each pick an infamous religion/cult and pit them up against each other in a winner take all olympics based on multiple categories for a gold/silver/bronze breakdown of which theology is the craziest. Who murdered the most people? Who molested the most children? Which cult leader is the sexiest??? Prepare to be enlightened! Stay tuned next week for part two!!!

In the only instance so far of an episode being dedicated to a present day hot issue, Who Invited This Guy throws in it's two cents on what should be done about all of these mass shootings. The solutions proposed in this episode could be considered "highly controversial" by some. Fuck those people. They aren't invited.

In this episode, it's Dan's turn to get uncomfortably drunk as the guys discuss how they'd fare living in the 1800s, a time of witch hangings, peanut scientists and the amazing rule of thumb. 

In this episode, the guys trek through the wasteland that is the American justice system. The U.S. boasts more imprisoned persons than China and India combined, yet we have ONE EIGHTH the population. Seems weird, huh? 

In this episode, the guys discuss some of the dirtest, most disgusting careers available. Do you really hate your job? Think of this episode as a free lesson in why you should shut the hell up and get back to work.   

In this episode, the guys discuss annoying aspects of today's culture and ask the simple question: Are we going to be stuck with this shit for the rest of our lives?

Ever wonder what your man is daydreaming about while you're explaining the finer details of why Tina only wears yoga pants on Wednesdays because she knows that cute delivery guy Tyler comes in to drop off Amoroso rolls in that sexy uniform and she talks about it non-stop like all week but Becky and Sam have been talking shit to Tom because Tom has loved Tina like forever but Tina never notices him and it's such a sad story? ...The guys explain. 

Ever wonder how your man really feels when you tell him again about how that bitch Nichole at work who always wears the same shirt you're wearing talked shit to Rebecca about your besty Susie behind her back while she was in Cancun with her new bf? The guys explain.

This episode takes the classic party game we know and love to a level once thought unatainable. 

In this episode, the guys rip apart common New Year's resolutions and come up with a few of their own. We should all be able to agree that "I will keep my pubes trimmed" should be at the top of everyone's list. 

Eric fucked up last week.

In this episode, Eric bought a bottle of E&J XO brandy and drank most of it. Dan and Josh researched some ridiculous medical conditions. Eric didn't. 

In this episode, the guys discuss their ingenious plans for surviving the Apocalypse. When the world ends, there won't be anyone to tell you it's wrong to build a sex slave dungeon.

The guys had sex!!! Let's listen in.

In this episode, we learn what true assholes the members of Who Invited This Guy really are as they recall some of the douchebaggiest moments of their lives. A wise man once said, "The best way to attone for one's sins is to laugh about them with one's friends later".

In this episode, the guys discuss a few of the changes they'd make to society if they were given complete and total power. Obviously, some of the new laws will be slightly controversial. 

In this episode, Mike Keenan returns to guest star as the guys run a hilarious commentary train on some of the weirdest porn videos they can find. These videos are disgusting, nasty... Some would say downright disturbing. Which host has the weakest stomach? ...You'll certainly find out.

The hosts of Who Invited This Guy realized they were assholes and completely forgot about Halloween. They decided to rectify that situation as soon as possible. Mike Keenan guest stars in this terrifying trip down memory lane as the guys re-live their most horrifying life experiences.

In this episode, the guys ditch researching topics to hang out in the garage getting drunk and telling stories. Let the hilarity ensue.

In this episode, we begin a journey through a realm of hatred that promises to become a reccuring theme at Who Invited This Guy. Let's start the conversation about the fact that Millions of people are fucking assholes who should consider suicide.

You listened to episode 12, right? In this episode we dive right back into the fray with the guys as they continue their murderous gross food and liquor challenge. Who will survive...and who will contract diverticulitis? 

In this episode, the guys went to all the most ethnic stores in the area and came back to the garage with an array of disturbing foods, demonic hot sauces and disgusting liquors to torture the shit out of themselves! Sit back, relax and let the projectile vomit coat your eardrums. Part two coming soon!

In this off the wall episode, the guys discuss what defines a basic bitch and why they're awful... for about an hour. Then they take a hell of a left turn and go off about the dumbest criminals they've ever heard of. Because fuck it, right?

In this episode, the guys tear apart the dumbass fads, crazes, fashions and slang they've encountered throughout their lives. Have you ever burnt the shit out of your Creepy Crawlers? Did you have a Talkboy? Want to know what happens when Dan, Eric and Josh try to eat pickled beet eggs? Listen, and enjoy.

In this episode, the second of a two-parter, the guys delve farther into the depths of what is now possible with modern technology, and touch on a few of the cooler, more advanced ways the government can fucking kill you.

In this, the first of a two-parter, the guys actually put some time and effort into researching the single largest defining factor of the times we inhabit: Technology. From geneology and mind control to advanced weaponry and surveilance equipment, humans have certaintly invented some fuuuun shit to talk about.

Music is the great uniting force that breaks down all barriers, trancends cultures and travels through time. It's a wonderful and astounding gift of both mother nature and physics. Let's listen to three jerkoffs talk about it.

In this episode, the guys get theological, learn a few things about the origins of religion and try to explain their own beliefs... with hysterrical outcomes.

Listen to this episode and be instantly gratified. 

In this episode, the guys lose their shit about douchebag co-workers, horrible bosses and putting up with bullshit in the workplace. A big "go fuck yourself" to people who make life difficult for others, especially at work.

In this episode, the guys regale us all with epic tales of their drunken conquests up and down the eastern seaboard.  You haven't lived if you've never been caught shitting in the woods.

In this episode, Danny, Pottsy and Josh flip out over bad drivers, try to answer the question "Is drug addiction a disease?" and go completely off topic... with interesting results.

In this, the pilot episode, Dan, Eric and Josh fail to introduce themselves or the show as they dive right into what's pussifying the world. The lesson: Grow a pair.